Garfield is never funny

I'm not a fan of Mondays
But considering how few I have left here,
Perhaps I should be kinder to them. Perhaps.

not so funny

lung cancer

poverty

Dane Cook

A Vacant Life

I made a big pile of clothes I don't need
They will be thrown away like old banana peels
What a waste.

I wanted to name this post "(sic)" but then I thought "I should name it 'Wikipedia Screenshots are always funny'"

Today I "worked" 6 hours
80% of that was spent sleeping
Still, I am not payed enough.

Who are you, my unicorn dreamer?

I AM the unicorn dreamer.

I live alone in a universe of my own creation.

My horn is only for you.

INKlings

in my dreams

like kappa only dirtier

where is my librarian?

The French know how to rock

Going home
It's crazy
It feels real all of a sudden

Kurage no Aware

The great thing

About having a blog nobody reads

Is that no one tells you to shut up