Back in the DoC

People are very friendly
The other day a lady claimed to be 'Dandy'
I suspect she was lying.

Garfield is never funny

I'm not a fan of Mondays
But considering how few I have left here,
Perhaps I should be kinder to them. Perhaps.

not so funny

lung cancer

poverty

Dane Cook

A Vacant Life

I made a big pile of clothes I don't need
They will be thrown away like old banana peels
What a waste.

I wanted to name this post "(sic)" but then I thought "I should name it 'Wikipedia Screenshots are always funny'"

Today I "worked" 6 hours
80% of that was spent sleeping
Still, I am not payed enough.

Who are you, my unicorn dreamer?

I AM the unicorn dreamer.

I live alone in a universe of my own creation.

My horn is only for you.

INKlings

in my dreams

like kappa only dirtier

where is my librarian?